A Work in Progress

The saying, "It's not Rocket Science" implies a misconception that rocket science requires complex calculations, rigorous research and/or some other clever alliteration. But when Google announced they would award $40 million to the first team to land a device on the moon, send a packet of information, then move the device and repeat the transmission, it opened the doors to anyone capable of calling themselves rocket scientists.
Basically, Backyard Rocketry has been developing the technology for years and now they are joining their technological no-how with Redneck Innovations to achieve the $40 million prize. A second moon-worthy prototype has already been developed. The newer version includes: high-impact rocket propulsion, sturdy shopping cart frame, EverReady 12v power, VHS video capturing with zoom lens, satellite communications, beer cozy with half a brewski remaining, UHF capable reception, AM/FM radio, and ofcourse, computer technologies.

Although this model is far more advanced than the beta version, it is lacking Dal Earnhardt's lucky number, and is thus incomplete for space travel.

Also missing, some money to make this whole project-thingy get off the ground. So, if you want some of that prize money send us some cash. That means you Budweiser. Bout time you started giving back.

Some of the neighbors are anxious to meet the aliens we will be bringing back in our shopping cart rocket ship. I told them to start doing yoga so that they can pull their head out of their ass.