Lunar X

I should have done my research before posting stupid lies about some $40 million dollar prize. Turns out, there is some good news and some bad news for all of you that have already signed up  for team Redneck Rocketry. The bad news is the prize is actually only $30 million. Bubba, I'm sorry. I know you had your heart set on that life-time-supply of corndogs, but we are going to have to rethink some things. The good news is we have until 2010. We can procrastinate all we want on this one and then swoop up to that white rock in the sky for our cash money. Smile Polly-Ann, we gonna get you some new teeth, eventually.

You see it turns out, this Google goes a little something like this (I just copied and pasted this from a "website") and I quote:

"The Google Lunar X PRIZE is a $30 million international competition to safely land a robot on the surface of the Moon, travel 500 meters over the lunar surface and send images and data back to Earth. Teams must be at least 90% privately funded and must be registered to compete by December 31, 2010. The first team to land on the Moon and complete the mission objectives will be awarded $20 million; the full first prize is available until December 31, 2012. After that date, the first prize will drop to $15 million. The second team to do so will be awarded $5 million. Another $5 million will awarded in bonus prizes. The final deadline for winning the prize is December 31, 2014."

Plenty of time to steal a shopping cart spaceship, strap in a microwave and light the biggest illegal firework a man can get by trading some live chickens and some cow milk. 

Space, the stuff between my ears.

A Work in Progress

The saying, "It's not Rocket Science" implies a misconception that rocket science requires complex calculations, rigorous research and/or some other clever alliteration. But when Google announced they would award $40 million to the first team to land a device on the moon, send a packet of information, then move the device and repeat the transmission, it opened the doors to anyone capable of calling themselves rocket scientists.
Basically, Backyard Rocketry has been developing the technology for years and now they are joining their technological no-how with Redneck Innovations to achieve the $40 million prize. A second moon-worthy prototype has already been developed. The newer version includes: high-impact rocket propulsion, sturdy shopping cart frame, EverReady 12v power, VHS video capturing with zoom lens, satellite communications, beer cozy with half a brewski remaining, UHF capable reception, AM/FM radio, and ofcourse, computer technologies.

Although this model is far more advanced than the beta version, it is lacking Dal Earnhardt's lucky number, and is thus incomplete for space travel.

Also missing, some money to make this whole project-thingy get off the ground. So, if you want some of that prize money send us some cash. That means you Budweiser. Bout time you started giving back.

Some of the neighbors are anxious to meet the aliens we will be bringing back in our shopping cart rocket ship. I told them to start doing yoga so that they can pull their head out of their ass.

RedneckRocketry.beta

redneckRocketry.beta

Innitial sketches of an outerspace technological device capable of microwave technology show that the collabrative efforts of Backyard Rocketry and Redneck Inovations has not gone in vain.

Monkey Sew Monkey Do

my first project from the soon-famous studio of Monkey Sew Monkey Do